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When war machines outsmart their creators, humanity's very survival comes under attack. A chain reaction that begins with an AI's existential crisis threatens to bring about the end of the world.

"The Handmaid’s Tale" meets "Metal Gear" meets "The Diamond Age" meets "Her" set in a near-future postwar dystopian America, "Weapons-Grade" is the story of what we lose–and gain–when we trade humanity for technology.

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Learn to speak like the otherworldly characters from Twin Peaks. Record yourself, listen to it backwards, then record the backwards pronunciation and reverse it to share with your friends.

(Reversed video coming soon.)

Surrealist existential horror set in the Seinfeld universe. (Co-authored with Tom Appleton.)
Sad digital paintings of Muppets.
Achewood dialog in mainstream comics.
Fake script pages from the next 50 Shades of Grey sequel
Release notes from Overwatch patches.
Synopses from some of my favorite films.